So wait, and wait some more.

When someone texts, or IMs me:

“Hey, I’m bored.”

UHHH. WHOAH there, buddy. What the hell am I supposed to do for you? Do I look like an entertainment source for you? Please talk to me because you’d like to, not because you feel like I’m your last resort to end your boredom.

I know you’re their homegirl/ homeboy, but why do you have to call me every single night, text me numerous times throughout the day just to know what’s up with the situation. A situation you don’t take part in. You’re concerned. I get it. But unless you’re somehow fixing up a miracle with all these questions thrown at me including my answers to make everything okay, stop it. You’re JUST curious. TOO CURIOUS, BUDDY.